Likely Democratic Party nominee Francesca Hong was on the “verge” of an anxiety attack at a Black River Falls Culvers because there were too many “old white people,” and it’s making national news. Hong has pivoted, though. She clearly thinks that she will win the Democratic primary (she probably will, now that the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel’s s*x patrol church ladies forced Mandela Barnes out of the race because he once had consensual s*x.) Hong has shifted into general election mode, so she’s popping up on Fox News and CNN, and it’s going hilariously, in part because Dana Perino and Dana Bash are trawling through her old “abolish pretty much every institution we hold dear” posts. Her social media posts are a treasure trove of racial animus and equity codes, hatred for the police, and sheer lunacy (abolishing the Senate, prisons, being scared of old white folks mindin…

Help with the turkey, pass the mashed potatoes and then decamp to the living room to watch football. Hong probably wouldn’t get out of bed until 2. Fran understands that she’ll be in a lot of rooms with old white people if she’s elected governor, right? I mean, this is Wisconsin. Will she also have an anxiety attack at the Jefferson County Fair, Country Thunder, and the State of the State… or sitting in a room of Democrat donors? She said in a recent interview that she was diagnosed with bipolar disease years ago. Is this relevant to her decision making? Quite honestly, her attempts to repudiate almost everything she so clearly believed in – just in time to get old white people to vote for her! – is absolutely brazen. And not working out too well.